I don’t have a toaster at home. So do not feel contrained by the conventional / prescribed uses of these things.
Today I found that stale biscuits can perch perfectly on top, bridging the gap where usually you would insert bread. Then the thing pops and the biscuits are marvellously warm and delectable once more. its important to turn them every now and then.
then once back in the office, one can place them on the spine of a notebook, so as to make use of it as a cooling rack, thereby avoiding the dreaded soggyness that comes with laying warm biscuits on a non-aerated surface…





